10cc - The Dean And I

Hum drum days 
And a hum drum ways 

Hey kids, let me tell you how I met your mom 
We were dancin' and romancin' at the Senior Prom 
It was no infatuation 
But a gradual graduation 
From a boy to a man 
Let me tell you while I can 
The soda pop came free 

Hey sis one kiss and I was heaven bound 
Now who would have guessed 
Milton's Paradise Lost 
Could be found? 

But in the eyes of the Dean his daughter 
Was doin' what she shouldn'a oughta 
But a man's got to do 
What a man's got to do 
The consequence should be 
Church bells, three swells, 
The Dean, his daughter, and me 

They were dating in the park 
They were smooching in the dark 
Of a doorway for two 
She whispered "I love you - 
Ooh, you know I never felt this way before 
Ooh, you know the elevator in my heart 
Has gone awol awol awol" 

And then I kissed her 
And when I kissed her 
It's a wonderful world 
When you're rolling in kisses 

Now, the paint is peeling 
Now, and when the chips are dowin 
Now, you kinda lose all feeling 
Now, your head goes round and round 
Round and round and round and round 
And round and round and round 
I'm throwing myself off this train 

Hum drum days 
And a hum drum ways 
Hum drum days 
And a hum drum ways 
Hum drum days, he's got 
Hum drum ways, oh boy 

Hey, you know I'm really earning now 
My ship came in with a cargo of dollars 
My name's lit up on the prow 
It's a wonderful world 
When you're rolling in dollars 
Rolling in dollars 
Rolling in dollars 
Now