Black Stone Cherry - Hollywood In Kentucky

A little bit of rain wouldn't make the news
You'd mix champagne with mountain dew
You'd keep the name that was given to you
And if we play a game somebody's gonna lose
Indian food would be cornbread and butter
You'd get your ass kicked if you talked about my mother
You'd open up the truck door takin' out your lover
She might be your cousin but she wouldn't be your brother
Come on y'all we'd all have to lighten up

Every pair of boots would be a little muddy
Your ass would get a job if you ran out of money
The only stars you'd wanna see would be somewhere over Tennessee
Everybody's hands would get a little dirty
To be a movie star you'd have to serve in the army
The good ole boys would be the only ones getting lucky
If Hollywood was in Kentucky

A malibu would just be a car
The real barbed wire wouldn't be on your arm
They'd serve sweet tea in mason jars
Down on Santa Monica Boulevard
Every front porch would have moonshine and pickin'
KFC would still be Kentucky Fried Chicken
A trailer on the lake would be waterfront livin'
The Kardashians wouldn't be allowed in it
Come on y'all we've all gotta lighten up

Every pair of boots would be a little muddy
Your ass would get a job if you ran out of money
The only stars you'd wanna see would be somewhere over Tennessee
Everybody's hands would get a little dirty
To be a movie star you'd have to serve in the army
The good ole boys would be the only ones getting lucky
If Hollywood was in Kentucky

Come on y'all we'd all have to lighten up
Come on y'all we'd all have to light one up

Every pair of boots would be a little muddy
Your ass would get a job if you ran out of money
The only stars you'd wanna see would be somewhere over Tennessee
Everybody's hands would get a little dirty
To be a movie star you'd have to serve in the army
The good ole boys would be the only ones getting lucky
If Hollywood was in Kentucky