Bloodhound Gang - Pennsylvania

We are "cop rock" we are screech 
We are z. cavaricci 
We are laser removed 
Tasmanian devil tattoos 

We are third string we are puck 
We are special people's club 
We are the half shirts with 
Irreverent spring break top ten lists 

We are munsoned we are squat 
We are flashing twelve o'clock 
We are spread out butt cheeks 
Pulled apart so just the air leaks 

We are "ishtar" we are tab 
We are no right turn on red 
We are the moustaches 
The beatles grew when they dropped acid 

You are the heart dotting "i" 
In the word "apologize" 
Scribbled drunk on a postcard 
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are 
I am the heart with no name 
Airbrushed on the license plate 
Of a subaru that was 
Registered in pennsylvania 
We are zima we are barf 
We are cinderblock yard art 
We are baldwin brothers 
Not the good one but the others 

We are amway we are shemp 
We are sir david of brent 
We are the queef after 
A porn star breaks the gang bang record 

You are the heart dotting "i" 
In the word "apologize" 
Scribbled drunk on a postcard 
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are 
I am the heart with no name 
Airbrushed on the license plate 
Of a subaru that was 
Registered in pennsylvania 

Do you even know what a wawa is girl? 
Do you even know what a wawa is? 
Do you even know what a wawa is girl? 
Do you even know what a wawa is? 

I'm in a state of p fuckin' a