Robbie Williams - If I Only Had A Brain

I could wile away the hours 
Conferrin' with the flowers 
Consultin' with the rain 
And my head I'd be scratchin' 
While my thoughts were busy hatchin' 
If I only had a brain 

I'd unravel any riddle 
For any individ'le 
In trouble or in pain 

With the thoughts you'd be thinkin' 
You could be another Lincoln 
If you only had a brain 

Oh, I would tell you why 
The ocean's near the shore 
I could think of things I never thunk before 
And then I'd sit and think some more 

I would not be just a nuffin' 
My head all full of stuffin' 
My heart all full of pain 
I would dance and be merry 
Life would be a ding-a-derry 
If I only had a brain