2 Chainz - Mainstream Ratchet

[Intro:]
Last night I fucked a supermodel,
Got head on the way home,
She left her other friends at the club,
Got home, and I fucked her with my J's on.

[Chorus:]
And that's ratchet, huh?
Her ass so big it look
Like she tryna walk backwards, bruh!
Woah, bring it back!

[Verse 1:]
Take your bitch like I'm the dog catcher,
Take your ass to the mall after,
Spa day, shawty,
Kill that pussy, pallbearer.
You from that RuPaul era
I'm from that ‘hell nah' era,
Real niggas say true,
Real niggas ain't you.
I ride around with that yapper on me,
Gun clad with my Glock up on me,
Surround your ass with so many shots,
You'll be claustrophobic.
Crib so big a dinosaur can run through that shit,
I'm a shark, and you a tuna fish,
My paper up, got your girl with her ankles up,
Gangsta boy.
She got her T-shirt and her panties on,
She tryna to smell my cologne,
I can fuck her anywhere I want,
I even fuck her on the floor.

[Chorus:]
And that's ratchet, huh?
Her ass so big it look
Like she tryna walk backwards, bruh!
Woah, bring it back!

[Verse 2:]
I'm on top like a toupee,
You on the side like a toothache,
Box your ass, suitcase,
I'm real, you ain't.
Calamari, crab cakes,
My closet the size of your dad's place,
You lookin' at a star,
I wish that they could add space.
I'm gettin' money, fast pace,
My hoes gay and my cash straight,
He can't ball, he castrate,
She the opposite of last place.
Do it, bust it open,
Slow it down, Robitussin,
My girl got a big ass,
Your girl got back pockets touchin'.
I want it all, I want everythang,
Balls out, I let ‘em hang,
Window shoppin' for a wedding ring,
On a double date with Molly and Mary Jane.

[Chorus:]
And that's ratchet, huh?
Her ass so big it look
Like she tryna walk backwards, bruh!
Woah, bring it back!

[Verse 3:]
If you pat your weave that's ratchet,
My last album was classic,
Shawty on my dica,
Backwards spells acid.
She pop a P like a xanny,
She'll use no hands and no panties,
She rock like nose candy,
You fuck with me, ain't no plan B.
I'm a D boy with a degree,
I sold dope in my momma's home,
My girl pussy deep deep,
So right there is my comfort zone.
Born alone, die alone,
Mud in my Styrofoam,
She got on top of me like a stage,
I said, ‘Use my dick as a microphone, hey!'