10cc - The Hospital Song

The Hospital Song

Nobody sends me birthday cards 
Nobody brings me flowers 
I'm just here for operations 
I've been out for hours 
When I come to I'll wet my bed 
Cos, when I get mad 
I sink so low 
As matron knows 

I get off on what you give me darlin' 
I get off on what you give to me 
And when I go to that seedy ward 
Up in the sky 
You'll be waiting 
With a hypodermic needle 
And a graph 

Here comes the dark 
I'm grateful for my anaesthetic 
Out goes the spark 
Delirious and apathetic 
When I come to 
I'll wet my bed 
And when I get well 
I'll take revenge 
I'll wreak my wrath 
On all blood donors 
And their sisters 
Visiting time and flowers 
When sister brings that bed pan round 
I'll piss like April showers 

I get off on what you give me darlin' 
I get off on what you give to me 

And when I go 
I'll die of plaster casting love