8-Bit Harakiri - Flawless Victory

Flawless Victory 

Round 1, fight motherfucker, let’s get it on 
Like forward, down, forward, high punch: your head’s about to come off 
I will drink your blood like it’s Castlevania cuz no one wants to save ya 
And I am doing you a favor and 
It’s a bloody mess, like a fatality 
Your fuckin’ spine in my hand, yeah that’s a reality 
There’s nothing better than to see you suffer, you dumb mother fucker 
To me you are nothing. 
I’ll beat your face in like Double Dragon while your ass is laggin’ 
I’ll cut your head off like Ninja Gaiden while your ass is fading 
Into obscurity, I’ll bathe in your purity of blood 
Elizabeth Bathory, because this just has to be 
A violent end to your fucking nonsense 
A simple consequence just to clear my conscience 
You get no more lives; you’re all out of 1-ups 
You stupid fuck up, why don’t you just shut the fuck up 

UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEF,T RIGHT, LEFT, RIGH,T B, A, SELECT AND START 

I think I should remind you that I am the champion 
I’m like motherfuckin’ Batman combined with the fact that I am 
Like Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees all in one 
I will take you and eviscerate you just for fun 
Oh, I’m sorry are you crying? Are you gonna call the cops? Are you gonna whine to mommy then tell your pops? 
Good. Bring them along and I’ll eat em’ as an appetizer 
There’s nothing finer than a coward thinking he’s a fighter 
I’ve got the high score for being the guy that finally took you down 
You’re like Bowser, World 8, now I’ve come for the crown 
Welcome to Super HaraKiri World motherfucker 
Here’s a tanto blade now disembowel yourself. Now on to another mother fucker who thinks he’s better than me 
I will beat you down for all eternity because I am god here. 
This is my game. You are lucky I even let you play. 

UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEF,T RIGHT, LEFT, RIGH,T B, A, SELECT AND START 

It’s my Final Fantasy to see all your pixilated blood dripping from the sky. 
Like A-B-A-C-A-B-B, it’s a blood code. Now I watch you die 
Yeah motherfucker, I’m rated ‘M’ for mature 
I’ll turn into a dragon and bite you in half like’s in my nature 
I’m right out of a horror movie with my machete 
I’ll cut you into confetti and I will fight you on the most difficult setting 
I’m betting that you will always lose 
That’s the thing about you: You fight like a coward when I have already paid my dues 
Think twice before you pick up that fucking controller 
I will let you die when I say it’s over. 

UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEF,T RIGHT, LEFT, RIGH,T B, A, SELECT AND START