Bad Meets Evil - I'm On Everything (Feat. Mike Epps)

All these little young kids aint got no direction
 Shit, these lil kids is on everything
 Syrup. Painkillers. Cigarette. Weed. Hennessy. Vodka. hahaha ha

 I’m on everything (x5)

 Syrup. Painkillers. Cigarette. Weed. Hennessy. Vodka. hahaha ha

 I’m on everything (x5)

 [Royce Da 5'9"]
 I’m on syrup painkillers, cigarette, weed
 Sober don’t interest me
 I’m on everything
 Bout to sip the liquor like it’s caine
 Thats how high I am

 I take painkillers to ease the pain
 Though I aint in pain
 No, we, ain’t the same, we drunk
 I’m on everything

 ‘Cept when I kick it, gout
 Me sobering up, ha, alf
 Cash rules everything, acid tab, hash, ‘rooms
 I done woke up with a f-cking tiger in my bathroom
 I am f-cking high, high, high, high
 Menace to society I feel sorry for your mother
 Me and Vicious on ‘shrooms
 Call us the Mario brothers
 Back down, we never back down
 Never laid out
 Can’t put my back down

 Syrup, Painkillers, Cigarette, Weed, Hennessy, Vodka,
 I’m on everything (x5)

 [Eminem]
 Painkillers, I call ‘em ‘caine pillars
 ‘Cause they’ll hold me up when I take ‘em
 I need a cane and pillows
 I’m on everything

 Sick when I kick it, barf
 Me sobering up, fart
 I crush ya brain like a pill crusher, lets crush a pill yeah
 F-ck, I think I just crushed my last Tylenol 3 up

 Grab the key up off the counter till the camp all left the crib
 Man, whoda knew that 3 in the morning I’d still be up
 Could barely see up over the steering wheel, crashed the whip, tore a tree up
 On my way to the dealer’s, tryna re-up
 Call me Brett Favre, spell it F-A-V-R, E, yep
 It’s wrong, other words I just f-cked my RV up
 Bitch, it’s on again yeah, break that Klonopin in half
 While I smoke some chronic in the cab with Donovan McNabb
 And I dye my hair back blonde again and laugh
 I’m the real macaroni you cheesy bitch, I’m demonic with the craft
 There’s a devil in my noodle, you angel hair pasta
 Flows dreaded like some f-cking tangled hair rasta…
 …farian, Jamaican, relax, man
 I’ll send a f-cking axe at you if you insist on a f-cking accent
 Bad and Evil is back with an epidural, check ya girl
 ‘Cause after we prop you up, we propping her up
 So, baby, come put ya feet up in these stirrups
 Your boyfriend better find another f-cking whore to smash the stir up
 We rap like we’re on

 Syrup, Painkillers, Cigarette, Weed, Hennessy, Vodka,
 I’m on everything (x5)

 Syrup, Painkillers, Cigarette, Weed, Hennessy, Vodka,
 I’m on everything (x5)

 [Royce Da 5'9"]
 I’m on syrup painkillers, cigarette, speed
 Uh, classic!
 It’s Eminem and him again, my sentiments exactly
 I told that bitch to get at me, then the bitch attacked me
 Kid you not, I’m lit up as f-ck, tablecloth tucked in my pants
 Then I’m hearing dishes drop, ’cause I walked away from my dinner with schmucks

 [Eminem]
 Then I aimed to the front of the K-Mart shopping center
 Wit’ a coupon book and a hundred and ten bucks
 And a bunch of change and wife beater with a mustard stain
 I’ll crush your brain like I’m crushing pills
 What the f-ck’s the muthf-cking deal?
 This shit’s making me feel like I’m tryna do a muthf-ckin cartwheel up a hill

 [Royce Da 5'9"]
 How many bars, how many tabs?
 A-c-i-d, y-e-s, ’cause I’m sniffin NYES

 [Eminem]
 F-u-c-ked up, and it’s obvious

 [Royce Da 5'9"]
 Smoking Henny in my chest

 [Eminem]
 I’m B-A-N-A-N-A-S

 [Royce Da 5'9"]
 I’m a C-O-C-O-N-U-T

 [Eminem]
 Put this CD in and you’ll see
 The sequel to Scary Movie, bad is to evil, the roofie to Roethlisberger

 [Royce Da 5'9"]
 You are gonna wind up six feet deep
 Under that shits creek so I hope that you want preservers

 [Eminem]
 You could put a turd on the plate
 Silverware on the tablecl