Blur - Charmless Man

I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from a Beaujolais
I think he'd like to of been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way

He went: na na na...

He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares
Will protect him that we will respect him
He moves in circles of friends
Who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

Na na na...

He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross eyed
And from their charmless man I just had to hide

Na na na...

He talks at speed, he gets nose bleeds
He doesn't see his days are tumbling down upon him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen
But no one's listening
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

(What d'you think? Do what you can)

He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares
Will protect him that you'll respect him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen
But no one's listening
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man

Na na na...