Bonaparte - I Can't Dance

I can read, I can write,
I can shout, I can fight,
I can kiss, I can bite,
I can do it, if I like

But everybody says I can't dance, I can't dance,
Everybody says I can't dance, I can't dance

Everybody says I get lost, when I try,
I could care, I could die,
I can scream, when you're with me,
I'll pretend, that we're busy

'Cause everybody says I can't dance, I can't dance,
Everybody says I can't dance, I can't dance,
Everybody says I can't dance, I can't dance,
Everybody says I can't dance, I can't dance

One step, two steps,
Three steps, I don't remember,
To the left, or to the right,
The hips, the head, the feet, the leg
I don't know where they go!

Yeah right, you say this is a good song, but I don't know,
I'm trying to put one foot in front of the other but I get lost,
Can I dance something you can play to?