Bowling For Soup - Here's Your Freakin' Song

Baby, for years you've been saying
"Why don't you
Write me a song?"
And I've been like
"I don't know,
'Cause I'm not inspired
To write you a song.
But last night, I decided
I'm gonna freakin' do this"

We've been together for so long
And you always asked me
Why I never wrote a song
All about you, about our love,
And about how you're the only one
I'm thinking of.

I've been writing all night, and I,
I got it just right
Here we go

You talk too much
You never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool,
You talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest
Until you're six feet deep
I promised you forever
But we both know,
We're never gonna get along
You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' song

And all my homies have always said,
What you doing with that girl?
She's fucked up in the head
My mom don't like you,
My dad don't too.
And my brother says
You look like a guy
From "Who's Scadoo".

I'm just keeping it real, this is
Just how I feel
Here we go

You talk too much
You never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool,
You talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest
Until you're six feet deep
I promised you forever
But we both know,
We're never gonna get along
You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' song

I can't talk
Or you get pissed!
Used to dream
I don't exist!
I say yes and you say no!
Like any bitches, gotta go!
With all the shit
That we've been through!
This is the best that I can do!
Can I still get lucky tonight?
Please?

I'm using manners and everything,
I uh...
I, I hope you like this song,
I spent a lot of time on it.
But I've been spent... Oh! There's Erik!
Just playin'...
I didn't really spend
A lot of time on this.
But uh... This is the chorus!

You talk too much
You never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore, you drool,
You talk in your sleep
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep
I promised you forever
But we both know,
We're never gonna get along
You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' song

(You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' song)
(You want it, you got it
Here's your freakin' song)

Okay, I don't know
Why this is still going.
I anticipated this be...
3 minutes long.
It's still going.
Here I don't know what's happening.
Anyway that's this song
That I wrote for you and it...
Okay evidently it's over now.
I don't know.
I have no idea on the timing of it
Or anything...
I uh...
Boy, this is sort of
An awkward moment here.
I uh...
Uh.
I'm going to be honest...
I have to pee.
[Laughs]