Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Paradise

Writers screamin', phones ringin'
My lawyer says that the mailman's bringing me
A stack of cease and desist
Man, I'm getting sick and tired of this

After my last album, my accountant
Said, I owed about a hundred thousand
In legal bills, retainer fees
Wish everybody'd stop suing me

'Cause all I did was take a hit song
Swear, I didn't know it when I rewrote it
That I was doing anything wrong

Well, if Phil Vassar's mad at me
Well, it's just another day in parodies
Well, there's no song that's safe from me

Well, it makes sure, we'll see
But I won't get any royalties
Still I ask my label pretty please
Ooh, for just another day in parodies

I'm a big star, new cars
Never thought I'd take a joke this far
At the CMA's I sit beside
Garth Brooks and his ex-wife


But lately seems like
I catch hell for every song I write
Funny videos, I've done a few
Making people laugh's all I wanna do

But last night I had a bad dream
CMT banned me, GAC canned me
They won't play no more comedy

Well, lawsuits legalese
It's just another day in parodies
But there's nothing else I can really sing

I'll take one of Faith's, two of Tim's
I always have good luck with them
That's my very own recipe
Ooh, for just another day in parodies

If Shania Twain's mad at me
It's just another day in parodies
But deep down she wants to be Cledus T

Cha-ching, cha-ching
I wish, the cash register would ring
Oh, I bet Weird Al would agree
Ooh, it's just another day in parodies
It's just another day in parodies