Bad Meets Evil - Welcome 2 Hell

(Eminem)
 Yeah, told you we'd be back. 
 Welcome 2 Hell

 VERSE ONE - Eminem
 There's a switch, I flip, emotions cut off
 So cold I done froze my butt off
 And this ain't even the tip of the iceberg yet
 It's like squirting a squirt gun in the ocean, fuck off
 Other words I didn't put a dent in a can compared to the damage I've yet to do
 Long as you still have feelings to hurt, I'll be around as long as you let me get to you
 Long as I got two balls to palm, I'll be the bomb, you're just a false alarm
 Get scared little pissants, and see if I don't come along and stop your farm
 Thunder and lightning, rain, hail, sleet with a tornado's the kind of brainstorm I get
 So when the wind starts blowing, shit, talking about goin' in?
 Goin' insane's more like it!
 Wizard of words when he he spits hazardous with it
 like a disastrous blizzard so you better listen quick fast don't miss it
 Yeah go ahead little prick bastard, diss it
 So you better listen quick fast, don't miss it
 Yeah, go ahead little prick, 
 like a disastrous blizzard so you better listen quick fast don't miss it
 Yeah go ahead little prick bastard, diss it
 But when you get hit with a sick ass explicit flow
 Don't ask how much of his passion is it that goes
 Just know, that all he knows is this
 It's better to kick ass than kiss it
 dick dastardly of audacity mental capacity
 unmatched it has to be stopped
 But it can't be, but man I can't just keep doing them like that
 Or no one will rap with me
 Step one, you asked who is it?

 VERSE TWO - Royce
 Guess who just came through the blast, you bitches
 With the ratchet, the book of Mathew, a book of matches
 Lightning, I'm ? white linen
 You about to have to admit it
 They pass you the mic, asked you to spit it
 You got handed your own ass, your ass in your own hands
 Sure they gonna laugh when you go the bathroom with it
 Now with what would you come against us?
 Better be something with a big foot pedagree
 Easily these are the reasons that we need to be in your prayers
 Each region breed some emcees that wanna be, which means they wanna breath our air
 With these ideas, anybody thinkin' that the game don't need
 The Bad Meets Evil machine?
 That's like saying that bad boy piston team didn't need Isaiah

 VERSE THREE - Eminem and Royce
 (Eminem)
 Sip piss and bleed, this is a different breed of emcees, I swear
 Better be aware, there's too much at stake, and to find someone this raw on a beat is rare
 You can kiss my ass and the shit stains on my underwear that I don't even wear
 (Royce)
 This gotta be no fair, this like hittin' the lottery, oh yeah
 Who you know hotter? There gotta be no pair
 Shotty that I got a lobotomy, your hair
 Classic, smack it, smother it, read it and weep and perhaps you'll have no rebuttalin'
 In fact, you seein' me in this rap is like saying Tila Tequila can sing like Jasmin Sullivan
 (Eminem)
 Back to badge her skull again, push a bitch out the Aston until I get the fuck outta dodge
 Shouldn't have to explain my metaphors, ? color books that ain't colored in
 Second and third, fourth wind, gotta another win
 Here they come again, none other than, Bad and Evil
 Also known as Sadam and Osama Bin
 It's been a long time, but I bet neither one of us have felt as sick as we do right now
 And we only get iller with time, me and Nickel fucking shit up on the grounds
 Tellin' us to pipe down, it's like talking to a meth head (get it? pipe? meth head? oh hilarity!)
 Bruce Willis on his death bed, last breath with an infection
 Fightin' it while he's watching internet porn, about to meet his death with an erection
 My god, what I mean is, David Carrideine jacking his penis in front of his tripod
 Choking his own neck