Blink-182 - Dysentery Gary

Got a lotta heart ache 
He's a fuckin' weasel 
His issues make my mind ache 
Want to make a deal

Cause I love your little motions 
You do with your pigtails 
What a nice creation 
Worth another night in jail

He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out 
When friends were listening to Slayer 
I would like to find him Friday night 
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights 
Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up, she found someone 
There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies 
Be sure to choose the right guys 
You'll come back to me maybe 
I'll shower you with lies

Got a lotta heart ache 
He's a fuckin' weasel 
Decisions make my mind ache 
Want to make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain 
The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream 
All along, you wish that she would stay 
Fuck the guy who took and ran away

He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out 
When friends were listening to Slayer 
I would like to find him Friday night 
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tight
Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up, she found someone
there's plenty more, girls are such a drag

Fuck this place! I lost the war, I hate you all, Your mom's a whore
Wheres my dog? girls are such a drag